[sounds of destruction and general forest-wrecking]
THAT FUCKING FAIRY I'M GONNA KILL IT DEAD AND THEN I'M GONNA STAB IT AND THEN I'M GONNA USE EVERY FONIC ARTE I KNOW AND THEN I'LL DESTROY IT WITH A SUPER TRIPLE QUADRUPLE FUCKING HYPERRESSONANCE!!!
[woe is luke. that interview with the fairy? DISASTER. And a typical anime twist: he's now a chick.]