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28th-Dec-2007 03:12 am
[sounds of destruction and general forest-wrecking]

THAT FUCKING FAIRY I'M GONNA KILL IT DEAD AND THEN I'M GONNA STAB IT AND THEN I'M GONNA USE EVERY FONIC ARTE I KNOW AND THEN I'LL DESTROY IT WITH A SUPER TRIPLE QUADRUPLE FUCKING HYPERRESSONANCE!!!

[woe is luke. that interview with the fairy? DISASTER. And a typical anime twist: he's now a chick.]

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28th-Dec-2007 11:21 am (UTC)
Luke! Calm down, please! What's wrong? C'mon you can tell me--

[he stops dead in his tracks after touch Luke by the shoulders. he stiffens and his eyes narrows.]

...Since when did you become...smaller? And shorter? And...and...have...b-b-b-...

BREASTS?!
28th-Dec-2007 11:25 am (UTC)
[Luke's teal-green eyes get all big and watery. His first thought is to throw himself at Guy, then he remembers. At least his clothes cover those horrid tumorous things, but his pants are falling down like HELL.]

The fairy did it! I'M GONNA HAVE HER HEAD!!

[pant pant]
28th-Dec-2007 11:27 am (UTC)
[he's walking in his underwear, still searching for the blasted red headed idiot. then he sees her. he blushes.]

Whoa. Don't I..know you?
28th-Dec-2007 11:32 am (UTC)
[His (her?) eyes shoot wide open and she does a damn good impression of Guy being freaked out by girls before she remembers she still has a sword, and places her hand on it.]

N-no! Where the hell are your pants? [She's not blushing...]
28th-Dec-2007 11:35 am (UTC)
[he blushes harder and points his pistol at her]

S-Shut up lady! Try asking that stupid red headed baboon you people call Axel! Arghh! If you see him, tell him Masamune's waiting with his two best friends; Reason and Persuasion! [he waves his gun] Here's Reason! [he waves the other] HERE'S PERSUASION!
28th-Dec-2007 11:44 am (UTC)
[Luke, unlike Axel, has had guns pointed at him before and knows when to not do anything stupid. He... er, she, raises her hands in the air, a sign of surrender.]

Alright, alright! I don't know him but I'll find him-- now put the guns down, damn it!
28th-Dec-2007 12:05 pm (UTC)
[he lowers them down hesitantly and sighs]

Fine. Just tell me when you see that sonofa, got it lady? And. [glances at the girl up and down, and smirks] Maybe you should get new pants.
28th-Dec-2007 12:13 pm (UTC)
[Luke really thought he'd get out of this sane until the creepy pervy naked samurai gave him a once over. Luke wasn't nearly so intimidated since he'd never seen the guy WITH armor, but he was still freaked out. Um, hello? Homo shock?

So he does the only thing he knows how.]


MIEU! Now!

FIRE!!~

[A pom-pom-headed blue thing appears on Luke's head and spits a big ol' fireball at the perv.]

Take that you creepy old man!
28th-Dec-2007 12:26 pm (UTC)
[he was walking away already, but all of a sudden something hot came from behind him. he gaped and jumped out of the way just in time]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! AND I'M NOT OLD! OR CREEPY! I'M ONLY 19!
28th-Dec-2007 12:29 pm (UTC)
AND I'M EIGHTEEN AND A MAN!!

[stomps away]
28th-Dec-2007 12:30 pm (UTC)
[he stays silent and his jaw dropped. then he started to laugh. and laugh. and roll on the floor. a lot. despite his lack of pants.]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. WHAT. A MAN? AHAHAHA. ARE YOU JOKING ME? WITH MELONS LIKE THOSE, I THINK YOU NEED TO REDEFINE WHAT A MAN IS LADY! AHAHAHA.
28th-Dec-2007 12:31 pm (UTC)
[distant, very sad and desperate weeping. ;_;]
28th-Dec-2007 12:34 pm (UTC)
[he keeps laughing, and stops only to take short breaths. he stops after a while and walks away, finding a pair of pants.]

Holy Deities above. That was just priceless. A man. GOD.
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