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So, I didn't know it was her birthday, but I thought I'd share this… 
14th-Jan-2008 11:17 pm
So, I didn't know it was her birthday, but I thought I'd share this with you all [locked to Rukia]because I'm pretty sure Renji will kick my ass if I don't.

Happy Birthday, Rukia

*nervously hands out gift*
16th-Jan-2008 12:36 am (UTC)
(There is also a cake. A very large, very purple cake. It looks delicious. And also evil.)
16th-Jan-2008 02:13 am (UTC)
O-oh. Thanks.

[blush, sees evil cake and inches away]
16th-Jan-2008 02:37 am (UTC)
[ The cake inches forward. It's delicious, really. Try a piece. Or at least poke at it. ]
16th-Jan-2008 03:11 am (UTC) - OOC so much it hurts
[ Is no one going to declare the obvious here?! ]
16th-Jan-2008 03:11 am (UTC)
16th-Jan-2008 03:20 am (UTC)
Ichigo, you have the first piece!

[ph34rz cake of doom]
16th-Jan-2008 04:14 am (UTC)
No way! You keep that crap the hell away from us. I don't even think Inoue would consume this crap.
16th-Jan-2008 12:48 pm (UTC)
[ Hey! Xelloss resents your distrust. The cake is real! It's just...evil. You've had one of those before, haven't you? A cake so good you'd sell your soul to have more of it?

But now it's in pieces on the floor, you meanies. :( ]
16th-Jan-2008 04:13 am (UTC)
What the hell is this?! Are you trying poison us or something?! There's NO WAY I'm eating that crap! And keep it away from Rukia, damn it.
16th-Jan-2008 04:15 am (UTC)
It's, um, not much *blushes* but... damn it... Just take it.
16th-Jan-2008 04:38 am (UTC)

[opens gift]

Thanks Ichigo! But...

I am hungry. Maybe that cake isn't so bad. It is purple though.
16th-Jan-2008 08:30 am (UTC)
NO! Damn it, Rukia. *fidgets* Do not eat that cake! Are you listening to me?

*eyes cake, picks it up and chucks it across the room*

16th-Jan-2008 12:46 pm (UTC)
[ Well, Ichigo would be strong enough to toss a man-sized cake across the room.

Told you it was huge.

Xelloss, dressed like a chippendale dancer, stands up from the remains, dribbling Deliciously Evil Cake and Frosting (tm). He pouts. ]

What did you have to go and do that for? Now you've ruined a perfectly evil good cake!
16th-Jan-2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
[turns her head towards him]

Errr...Thanks for the cake.

I guess.
17th-Jan-2008 03:41 am (UTC)
You're welcome.

Rukia, is it?

[ He extends his hand, and offers a piece of mostly intact cake. ]

Would you like some? It tastes [s]like orgasm[/s] wonderful. I made it myself.

[ And yes, the strikeouts don't lie. The recipe is from the Merovingian, and it causes an...interesting physical reaction, to say the least. Have fun. *grins* ]
17th-Jan-2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Yes. Kuchiki Rukia.

[still ph34rz evil!cake of orgasm]

No. Ichigo will be angry if I ate your cake.
17th-Jan-2008 04:05 am (UTC)
Ichigo doesn't have to know. I won't tell.

[ Caaaaake. It's calling your name.

In the meantime, he bows and introduces himself. ]

Xelloss Metallium--although I suppose, by the Eastern reckoning, that would be Metallium Xelloss.

Tell me more about yourself, Miss Kuchiki Rukia. Where are you from? Who's the loud redheaded fellow hovering over you like a mother hen? Boyfriend?
17th-Jan-2008 04:08 am (UTC)
No...thank you.

Um. Him?

[points thumb over at Ichigo]

That's Ichigo and he's not a "boyfriend". He is a boy...and a friend.
17th-Jan-2008 06:17 am (UTC)
I'm not hovering over her. I'm protecting her. And I'm not loud! Stay away from Rukia with that damned cake.

[locked from Rukia, but easily hackable]
*stiffens at word "boyfriend" and has just a hint of disappointment at the term "friend"*

17th-Jan-2008 07:03 am (UTC)
[blinks at Ichigo for a second or two]

Ichigo...are you okay?
17th-Jan-2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
*looks away and rubs the back of his neck*

Uh, yeah...
17th-Jan-2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
[pauses for a really long time...]



You're weird.
17th-Jan-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Miss Rukia can protect herself just fine, Strawberry-kun.

It's quite rude of you to deny her the world just because you think it might be too dangerous.

[ And he so senses Ichigo disappointment. You're going to be so fun to tease. >) ]
17th-Jan-2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
Stop calling me Strawberry-kun! My name is Ichigo!!

*starts to worry about the new kid and wonders why he hasn't woken from this stupid dream yet*
17th-Jan-2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
[ An opening! He steps in and stuffs a piece of cake into your mouth. ]

Isn't that the same thing? It's better if I call you Strawberry - you don't want me knowing your True Name.

Names have power, you know.
20th-Jan-2008 12:02 am (UTC)
[watches one d00d feed the other d00d cake]

[speaking to herself]

Somehow...there was something fundamentally wrong about that.
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